Archive for 'Groin Hits'
Playing pool is safe? the table is at the right height
Published on June 14th, 2010.
Playing pol with mates, having a few drinks
I can sink that, and then it happens you plan they best shot ever in you head its going int he hole and then you mess it up but at least everyone gets a laugh out of it
Red balls corner pocket !!
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Spud gun or orange cannon whatever you call it they can hurt especially in the nuts
Published on June 11th, 2010.
Ive got an idea lets build a orange cannon !!
Ive got an idea lets test it
You stand over there and i’ll aim it at you, i wont put much gas in it 
You can guess what happens next, the worst part is they told him they were aiming for his stomach and he still stood there
Spud gun or orange cannon the name makes no difference they still shoot out a mean blast
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Have you ever been hit in the nuts by a cannon ?
Published on June 9th, 2010.
Everyone looks like they are really worried about him, well i suppose its his fault
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Runnign and them wham !! what a groin hit, i dont think we won the race
Published on June 8th, 2010.
Some great vision of sporting activities and the potential hazards that face us every day !!
In this case the kid slams groin in steeplechase at a track meet, watch the guy coming first
I don’t think he won, come to think of it i don’t think he got up
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A nice day at the beach with mates always seems like a good idea.
Published on June 6th, 2010.
The suns out, and you have a great idea to take a trip down the beach with mates
A Walk under the pier at the beach and then you get another idea, you saw it at the circus one time, it cant be that hard tight rope walking and then bounce it up and down how hard can it be !!
He copes a hit in the nuts like not other
His mates look like they rush to help him
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Power lines use wood its not conductive
Published on June 3rd, 2010.
Received this in my inbox !!! ouch
When I was in aviation electronics school in the service, my instructor began his class on ‘Insulators’ with this observation: “Wood is a non-conductor, right? Well don’t you believe it!”
He had purchased an acre of property that was covered in fast-growing poplar trees, each about five inches thick and twenty feet tall. Axe in hand, he set out to clear the yard. His wife expressed concern about the high voltage power lines that passed along the edge of the lot, but he assured her that there was nothing to worry about. Wood is non-conductive.
A few minutes later one of his “mighty blows” felled a tree, which toppled directly onto the power lines. He stood there transfixed as the blue electricity snaked down the tree trunk and up the axe handle, and blew him twenty feet across the yard. Fortunately his wife and daughter witnessed the event and rushed him to the hospital, where he was treated for third degree burns on palms and soles, where the electricity entered and exited his body. He stayed in the hospital for two weeks, until his arms quit shaking uncontrollably.
Wood is non-conductive, right? Don’t you believe it!
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Great balls of fire, well a big bang anyway
Published on May 29th, 2010.
(10 January 2009, Pennsylvania) An embarrassed and seriously injured 17-year-old initially claimed that an explosive had been planted in his backpack by persons unknown. However, police investigators soon extracted the truth from the feckless teen.He found an M-80 explosive at his grandmother’s house, took it to his room to examine it, and began to repeatedly light and extinguish the fuse. During one of these cycles the fuse would not go out, so he jammed the red cardboard tube between his thighs and covered it with his hand to muffle the explosion. This plan was less successful than he had hoped.
Commonly thought to be a quarter stick of dynamite, M80’s (according to pyrouniverse.com) actually contain flash powder rather than TNT, and only 1/50 the amount–just under 3 grams. Used by the U.S. Military to simulate grenade explosions, M80’s were outlawed in 1966 under the Child Protection Act.
They are not safe enough to be detonated by the average man on the average street, let alone by the average 17-year-old. One loud KABOOM! later, our junior pyrotechnics specialist had lost his right hand, right leg, and–very likely–his right to reproduce, earning him a living Darwin Award.
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-23.html
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Bringing home dinner and this is what you cop
Published on May 18th, 2010.
He comes bringing food and his mate has set the trap
I hope he charges delivery as this kicked in the ding ding is not good, but for our amusement his kick even lifts him off the ground !! mabyee he has a history in playing soccer
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The Kicked in the ding ding montage
Published on May 17th, 2010.
Sorry aboutthe audio as its in slo mo but these are soem of the greatest groin hits from around youtube !!
There is setups, watter ballons, soccer hits, skateboarding falls and eve Chinese game shows
All up it is a great collection worthy of watching and sharing the the pain of fellow man !!
enjoy the pain of our fellow human beings as we all know its funny when its someone else !!
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Not kicked but a punch does the same thing !
Published on May 17th, 2010.
He didnt like the idea of bumping into his mate so he showd him what he thought !!
He got hit int he groin and never even saw it coming, wathc the girsl face all the guys know exactly what has happened and she has no idea
he might not have been kicked in the ding ding but a fist has done the same damage
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