Kicked in the Ding Ding !

Playing pool is safe? the table is at the right height

Published on June 14th, 2010.

Playing pol with mates, having a few drinks

I can sink that, and then it happens you plan they best shot ever in you head its going int he hole and then you mess it up but at least everyone gets a laugh out of it

Red balls corner pocket !!

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Spud gun or orange cannon whatever you call it they can hurt especially in the nuts

Published on June 11th, 2010.

Ive got an idea lets build a orange cannon !!

Ive got an idea lets test it

You stand over there and i’ll aim it at you, i wont put much gas in it

You can guess what happens next, the worst part is they told him they were aiming for his stomach and he still stood there

Spud gun or orange cannon the name makes no difference they still shoot out a mean blast

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Have you ever been hit in the nuts by a cannon ?

Published on June 9th, 2010.

Everyone looks like they are really worried about him, well i suppose its his fault

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Runnign and them wham !! what a groin hit, i dont think we won the race

Published on June 8th, 2010.

Some great vision of sporting activities and the potential hazards that face us every day !!

In this case the kid slams groin in steeplechase at a track meet, watch the guy coming first

I don’t think he won, come to think of it i don’t think he got up

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A nice day at the beach with mates always seems like a good idea.

Published on June 6th, 2010.

The suns out, and you have a great idea to take a trip down the beach with mates

A Walk under the pier at the beach and then you get another idea, you saw it at the circus one time, it cant be that hard tight rope walking and then bounce it up and down how hard can it be !!

He copes a hit in the nuts like not other

His mates look like they rush to help him

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Tuoching the water in an red bull race aeroplane is not a good idea!! or is that touching cloth

Published on June 4th, 2010.

Wow !!! this would have to be one of those moment where life flashes before your eyes

During the Red bull race qualifications Matt Hall’s plane touches the waters of the Detroit River and he makes an awesome recovery, but the chicken called it quits. If you can walk away from that you should keep going !!

Not kicked in the Ding Ding but dam close and I’m sure there was movement down there

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Power lines use wood its not conductive

Published on June 3rd, 2010.

Received this in my inbox !!! ouch

When I was in aviation electronics school in the service, my instructor began his class on ‘Insulators’ with this observation: “Wood is a non-conductor, right? Well don’t you believe it!”

He had purchased an acre of property that was covered in fast-growing poplar trees, each about five inches thick and twenty feet tall. Axe in hand, he set out to clear the yard. His wife expressed concern about the high voltage power lines that passed along the edge of the lot, but he assured her that there was nothing to worry about. Wood is non-conductive.

A few minutes later one of his “mighty blows” felled a tree, which toppled directly onto the power lines. He stood there transfixed as the blue electricity snaked down the tree trunk and up the axe handle, and blew him twenty feet across the yard. Fortunately his wife and daughter witnessed the event and rushed him to the hospital, where he was treated for third degree burns on palms and soles, where the electricity entered and exited his body. He stayed in the hospital for two weeks, until his arms quit shaking uncontrollably.

Wood is non-conductive, right? Don’t you believe it!

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Bike helmet, zombies and a sledge hammer what more could you want

Published on May 31st, 2010.

A story of power of the human head or maybe the strength of mind !!

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Bub and I are great fans of zombie movies, and have passed many a late night in front of the T.V. with popcorn and DVDs. Ever since reading the ‘Zombie Survival Guide’ by Max Brooks, Bub is convinced that hordes of the undead will one day rise up. While trying to convince me of the impending apocalypse, Bub cited two facts that I found to be in error.

1) the human skull is one of the hardest surfaces in nature.
2) a medieval mace lacks the stopping power to crush it.

We argued these points for half an hour, without coming to an agreement.

The next morning Bub texted me to come over and settle the issue. He answered the door wearing his cycle helmet and led me to his backyard, where he handed me a lump-hammer (a small sledge-hammer) and told me to hit him over the head. I don’t know if the helmet would have stopped the hammer blow or not, and I wasn’t about to try it on my friend. Instead I devised a simple experiment, hoping to avoid any nasty injuries.

Bub and I went to the supermarket to buy two coconuts, one for the experiment and one because I really like coconut. We returned to Bub’s house and proceeded to place a coconut on the paving in his back yard. I picked up the lump-hammer and with one solid blow, reduced the coconut to delicious shrapnel. As I was clearing up the shards of nutty goodness, I said, “If that was your head, you’d be dead.”

I turned to see Bub trying to validate my theory by headbutting the second coconut as hard as he could. Bub was fine after a few stitches, thankfully not a Darwin this time–but I’ll keep you posted.

Incidentally, Bub was vindicated. He did manage to crack the nut. Since he proved that his skull is indeed harder than a coconut, my experiment was inconclusive.

Reader comment: The unbearable hardness of being.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-28.html

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Great balls of fire, well a big bang anyway

Published on May 29th, 2010.

(10 January 2009, Pennsylvania) An embarrassed and seriously injured 17-year-old initially claimed that an explosive had been planted in his backpack by persons unknown. However, police investigators soon extracted the truth from the feckless teen.He found an M-80 explosive at his grandmother’s house, took it to his room to examine it, and began to repeatedly light and extinguish the fuse. During one of these cycles the fuse would not go out, so he jammed the red cardboard tube between his thighs and covered it with his hand to muffle the explosion. This plan was less successful than he had hoped.

Commonly thought to be a quarter stick of dynamite, M80’s (according to pyrouniverse.com) actually contain flash powder rather than TNT, and only 1/50 the amount–just under 3 grams. Used by the U.S. Military to simulate grenade explosions, M80’s were outlawed in 1966 under the Child Protection Act.

They are not safe enough to be detonated by the average man on the average street, let alone by the average 17-year-old. One loud KABOOM! later, our junior pyrotechnics specialist had lost his right hand, right leg, and–very likely–his right to reproduce, earning him a living Darwin Award.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-23.html

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WHo needs enemies when you have freinds like these

Published on May 16th, 2010.

Locked away in the dorms you think you are safe

but you freindly nut cracker is lurking about !

Mates are one thing but get a video camera and a bad idea and no one is safe !! beware the knock on the door

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