Archive for 'Painful Moments'
Fishing with mates on a boat, is nowhere safe ?
Published on May 5th, 2010.
Out fishing with mates it cant get much better, most would think that your nuts are safe
But when you have rod, reel, fishing line and some hooks a few beers, to a fish you may seem like a worthy enemy
We have the tools and the brains, but fish have the element of surprise and that is exactly what this guy found out
So i wonder what they ate for tea that night?
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Red bull gives you wings ? or not ? Reb bull plane crashes at perth
Published on April 14th, 2010.
So they say red bull gives you wings but not 100% sure if this is the case all the time
The red bull plane doing some practice on the swan river in perth has had a Kicked in the ding ding moment, a moment im sure he would rather forget but thanks to mobile phone and youtube will live on for a long time
Witnesses say Brazilian pilot Adilson Kindlemann, 36, was attempting a knife-edge turn around a pylon when his plane’s wing clipped the water and crashed, he was only in the water for a minute or two before being pulled out of the water with only minior inguries , but im sure a very bruised ego
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Another great collection of 5 great hits
Published on April 8th, 2010.
Some of the greatest sports are included in this which shows we are not imune we have people playing soccer , riding mountain bikes on a rail, riding a snow sled down a small hill and just somone showing how good their balance is on the stairs but we cant have a cloection without some sort of gymnastic move, all of these result in great laughs and even more pain.
So maybee the universe is trying to tell us something ! are sports really good for you
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It doesnt get much worse first the groin and then the …
Published on April 3rd, 2010.
As if lifes not bad enough when you get hit in the groin by a soccer ball theres almost only one thing that could make it worse !!
That is the guy who kicked the ball in the first place plays on kicks it again and hits you square in the face, Oh the joy
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How to train a girlfriend
Published on March 2nd, 2010.
This one is great.
Teaching dogs to sit stay and not run away can be tiering, getting them to follow commands can be trying. but with new technology there is electrical collars that are set around a border so that the dogs learn their boundaries
This guy has tried to train his dog and now is trying to teach his partner the boundaries
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Some great hits not just in the ding ding
Published on March 1st, 2010.
A great colection of footage, its a montage of some footage from the Americas funniest home videos show
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The Greatest Hits
Published on February 27th, 2010.
Some of the great goin hits some sporting one, and just soem down right funny ones!!
I will keep them coming, if you find some you want to share sign up and let s know
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People at risk of getting a darwin award
Published on February 6th, 2010.
There is a collection fo people out there that are contenters for the darwin award but just didnt quite quallify
One of the latest ones was
(4 July 2008) Two co-workers decided to celebrate the 4th of July in their own special way. The plan? They loaded an old washing machine with tens of pounds of firecrackers, lit a fuse, dropped the lid, and ran…
Nothing happened. Twenty minutes later, they decided that the fuse was a dud and went back to try again.
Presumably neither was aware of the chemical friendship between oxygen and fire. As they lifted the lid the entire washer exploded, landing them both in the hospital for several days. Shrapnel from the washer spread in a 25-ft radius, leaving a large crater in its wake. Considering the impact crater, each perpetrator suffered relatively minor wounds and burns.
Vote for your favourites http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-16.html
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More from the funniest collection
Published on February 1st, 2010.
Here is another installemnt from the americas funniest home video show
ITs got parachutes , kids messing up and more pain than you can hope to fit into a few minutes
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What do you get when you combine acetalyne and bordom ?
Published on January 7th, 2010.
Theres alwas someone out there tryin for a darwin award but here some people just dont make it
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Mortar Fire story – original
2009 At-Risk Survivor
Unconfirmed by Darwin
| This moment of blissfully pure and unadulterated stupidity happened while I was managing a successful franchise exhaust shop a few years back. I had won a contract to build custom exhausts on a series of hot rods. Due to the exacting workmanship required, I did these jobs after hours when I wasn’t distracted by customers and staff.Tired and a bit bored one evening, I took a break, swigged some soda, and set the Coke can down on the pipe rack. It fell neatly into a length of exhaust pipe. This raised some intriguing possibilities. I wondered if a small acetylene explosion would launch a can from the pipe. As it happened, an acetylene set was ready to hand, and I proceeded unimpeded with my experiment.I welded a plate over one end of the tube, and bored a small hole in the side, just above the plate. I dropped an empty can down the pipe and introduced some acetylene and oxygen though the hole. Test One went well. My trusy Zippo ignited the gas and there was a loud pop–but the can launched a measly ten feet in the air.
Being a perfectionist, I knew I could do better. The empty can was slightly smaller than the 3″ pipe, and much could be gained by wrapping the can to fit the pipe. Test Two was better. The pop was louder, and the can launched upward with enough force to dent the tin roof of the building. At this point I realized that I could do some damage, so I moved my enterprise out back behind the shop before proceeding with Test Three. I carefully wrapped a full Coke can with a rag, oiled to reduce friction. I rammed it hard down the pipe, but could only get it down about one foot. I aimed the tube straight up (to maximize altitude) and filled the three remaining feet with oxygen and acetylene. I must confess that I experienced a brief flash of doubt, but I overcame it, knelt down a careful eighteen inches from the pipe, and lit the mortar. The result was considerably more violent than the prior launches. An extremely loud explosion and a searing flash of heat knocked me over. I caught a brief glimpse of a burning projectile disappearing at high velocity into the night sky. The recoil of the launch had driven the tube a foot into the ground, and the open end of the pipe sported a distinct bell shape. Luckily the pipe had held, and had not blown up in my face. Stunned, I staggered back into the shop and knocked over a six foot length of exhaust pipe. Instead of the usual crash, I heard nothing but a high-pitched buzzing. Break time was over. I carried on working. Half an hour later I was surprised by two cops tapping me on the shoulder. They were a wee bit agitated, as they had been addressing me for awhile and thought I was ignoring them. After much shouting and several written messages, it became apparent that they were investigating a loud explosion heard behind the 20,000-litre propane tank at the gas station next door. The tank was ten feet away from my test site, behind a wooden fence! The gas station had, of course, been evacuated. Due to my impaired hearing, I had failed to notice the four fire engines outside, and was blissfully unaware of the mayhem going on next door. Naturally enough, I denied any knowledge, but my burnt and deaf state didn’t help my case. Then a curious cop followed the oxy-acetylene hoses outside… The incident cost me a severe telling off by the cops and permanent hearing issues, but I count myself lucky. I must confess, though, sometimes I sit back and wonder… What was I thinking? And where did that Coke can end up? |
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