Pork, bacon and sex its got it all
Published on April 30th, 2010.
This one was sent through, it is short but gets straight to the point !!
This pig may not get kicked in the ding ding but i reckong this would hurt just as much, now i know pigs cant swear and pigs cant fly but i reckon these two have come close
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Singapore lady hits her partner in the ding ding then the head
Published on April 29th, 2010.
Wooww this is interesting, Some people are just cruel,
Hes obviously having a bad day and shes not helping it get any better.
First she hits him in the ding ding, then she hits him in the face and then give the family jews a squeeze and he just takes it.
Im not sure if it has affected him or not cause theres a fair chance she has previously removed his jewls in the last argument
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A wierd one full of groin hits but not what you expect
Published on April 25th, 2010.
I have seen lots of groin hits in my time but not to may like this.
Stick figure cartoons are good but this one is just wierd, stick figures getting kicked in the ding ding !!
Have a great day and make sure you keep an eye out for any of those moments we all love to watch
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Good gift for the wife? no such thing he got kicked in the ding ding
Published on April 20th, 2010.
A funny story I got via email it would have bene less apinfull to get a kick in the groin
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This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a “pocket Taser” for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety…. WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I’d get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,… right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5″ long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, “no possible way!” What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best….. I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, “don’t do it master,” reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad…. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!% !@*!!! I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, “do it again, do it again!” Note: If you ever feel compelled to “mug” yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A- … that hurt like hell!!!
A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantle of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I’m still looking for my testicles. I’m offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock…
- This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a “pocket Taser” for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety…. WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I’d get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn’t be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,… right?
- There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another.
- The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I’m looking at this little device measuring about 5″ long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, “no possible way!” What happened next is almost beyond description, but I’ll do my best….. I’m sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, “don’t do it master,” reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn’t hurt all that bad…. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.
- I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!% !@*!!! I’m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, “do it again, do it again!” Note: If you ever feel compelled to “mug” yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A- … that hurt like hell!!!
- A minute or so later (I can’t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantle of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I’m still looking for my testicles. I’m offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock…
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Red bull gives you wings ? or not ? Reb bull plane crashes at perth
Published on April 14th, 2010.
So they say red bull gives you wings but not 100% sure if this is the case all the time
The red bull plane doing some practice on the swan river in perth has had a Kicked in the ding ding moment, a moment im sure he would rather forget but thanks to mobile phone and youtube will live on for a long time
Witnesses say Brazilian pilot Adilson Kindlemann, 36, was attempting a knife-edge turn around a pylon when his plane’s wing clipped the water and crashed, he was only in the water for a minute or two before being pulled out of the water with only minior inguries , but im sure a very bruised ego
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Another great collection of 5 great hits
Published on April 8th, 2010.
Some of the greatest sports are included in this which shows we are not imune we have people playing soccer , riding mountain bikes on a rail, riding a snow sled down a small hill and just somone showing how good their balance is on the stairs but we cant have a cloection without some sort of gymnastic move, all of these result in great laughs and even more pain.
So maybee the universe is trying to tell us something ! are sports really good for you
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Kids are cute, people love them but they dont now how much apin they can cause
Published on April 4th, 2010.
Heres another example of an unexpecting father getting punished.
His daughter has decided her father needs to be kicked in the ding ding, it just reminds is it can happen to anyone at any time !!
Beware it can happen to you
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It doesnt get much worse first the groin and then the …
Published on April 3rd, 2010.
As if lifes not bad enough when you get hit in the groin by a soccer ball theres almost only one thing that could make it worse !!
That is the guy who kicked the ball in the first place plays on kicks it again and hits you square in the face, Oh the joy
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Google Introducing Translate for Animals (beta): Bridging the gap between animals and humans
Published on April 1st, 2010.
Be one of the first to try the new app from google
Making the world’s information universally accessible is a key goal for Google. Language is one of our biggest challenges so we have targeted our efforts on removing language barriers between the species. We are excited to introduce Translate for Animals, an Android application which we hope will allow us to better understand our animal friends. We’ve always been a pet-friendly company at Google, and we hope that Translate for Animals encourages greater interaction and understanding between animal and human.
Keep up to date at the animal translate site
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BMW X1 gets acces to the streets beneath the streets of Australia’s major cities. A labyrinth of underground shortcuts
Published on April 1st, 2010.
The all new BMW X1 with Underground-GPS.
On April 1 2010 Nova FM broke the story that the BMW X1 would have exclusive access to Australia’s underground road network as an april fools joke.
There are the roads you can see, and then there are the unseen roads beneath the roads. The advanced-engineered Underground-GPS system available exclusively in the all new compact and versatile BMW X1, is the only one of its kind capable of showing the streets beneath the streets of Australia’s major cities. A labyrinth of underground shortcuts, the roads were previously only accessible by Board of Metropolitan Water workers. BMW is proud to announce it has negotiated an exclusive contract that will allow X1 drivers unfettered access to this traffic-free gateway to the beach and countryside. The BMW X1 with Underground-GPS launches on April 11.
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